Pig in a Blanket

While taking a piss after cutting Jalepenos a person uses the bottom cuff of their T-shirt or sweater to hold ones wiener as to avoid personal injury.

Shit, I forgot to put the pig in a blanket, my dick's on fire.

by Dirty Daniel from B'ham May 3, 2011

Pig in a Blanket

When a guy get his penis sucked between his ass cheeks.

Sucked from behind... A man who asked to get his penis sucked from behind is usually fresh out of jail or straight up gay.

"you see the way my sausages looks between my buns? I call that my pig in a blanket..."

by The Ashley's February 14, 2012

Pig in a Blanket

When a man wraps his penis in a womans fat roll's.

1) Man, did you see the size of that chubby girl?! I'd really love to make some pig in a blankets with her!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!

by Dick Face McQueen November 5, 2012

Pig in a Blanket

The act of slipping a roofie or getting a fat chick drunk, bringing her to you house wrapping her up in a blanket and having wild nasty sex with her.

Mike Wallace took this really fat chick home and gave her the ol' Pig In a Blanket.

by Ted Newgent March 22, 2011

Pig in a Blanket

taking the extra skin from the ball sack and wrap it around the penis leaving the end stick out just a little bit

Suzy took down my whole pig in a blanket

by jmchizzle October 12, 2008

pig in a blanket

1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.

Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

Pigs in a blanket

A delicious breakFEAST consisting of pancakes that have sausages cooked into them. Served smothered with syrup on top. Rarely ever made unless by specific request on holidays or on a day you stayed home from school sick.

Dad: What do you kids want for breakfast?
Kids: Pigs in a blanket!
Dad: Are you sure you don't want french toast instead?

by Nateson Richardman July 30, 2011