Take sprats and pickled cabbage and put it on dark bread; open a bottle of vodka. If you eat sprats and pickled cabbage on dark bread, follow it with vodka, and fucking love it, you're having a russian picnic.
When you've had enough russian picnics, you might start having the urge to beat people with a fish (effective for social control and rehabilitation).
by killthekraut August 22, 2009
Guy 1: Hey man, how was your weekend?
Guy 2: Good, had a Romanian Picnic with my girlfriend
Guy 1: Chunky!
Guy 2: Good, had a Romanian Picnic with my girlfriend
Guy 1: Chunky!
by cneill117 October 31, 2014
An Albanian Picnic is the manliest form of a picnic. It occurs in a mountainous area and includes live music, guns, manly food, and beers. The activity consists of 20-30 men eating manly food, drinking beer, listening to manly live music, while shooting guns in the air. Most of the guns have to be handguns with some rifles and one or two AK-47. The reason being is that if all the guns were AK-47 it would be considered a Terrorist Picnic and if all the guns were rifles then it would be considered a KKK Picnic. When the Albanian Picnic is over, it is customary for all the participants to go home and engage in sexual relations with their wives and or female lovers.
If you search on youtube "Picnic in Albania" you will find a real-life example of an Albanian Picnic.
by Muharrem Bajraktari January 25, 2011
As one is sitting in traffic with nothing else to do, sandwhiches and beverages are to be provided just as a picnic might occur in a grassy park.
by B-Rizzle & Lizzle May 5, 2010
I was walking the lake bank when I went around the cove and wound up in the midst of a lakeside picnic.
She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.
I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.
She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.
I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
by Willie K May 28, 2008
A social occasion, popular in Brazil. Women and men take laxatives and defecate on one another. Projectile sprays of faeces are considered the height of good form, and are usually rewarded with polite applause.
by Dr Merkin October 13, 2008