Pickle Penis 

1.) When you're penis is the size of a pickle.

2.) When you're penis is green and bumpy.

3.)Someone who misses band practice to play World of Warcraft.

1.) Did you see Brett's dick? Its so small, like a Pickle Penis.

2.) See above statement adding the following: "Its small and bumbpy.

3.) " Aww, Brett's missing our practice for WoW AGAIN? Man, he's such a Pickle Penis.

Pickle Penis by Krinkly Pingas July 6, 2009

Pickle Penis 

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.

Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG

Pickle Penis by 76BURN November 19, 2021

penis pickle 

A man called Stephen who never washes his penis

That bloke never washes. Bet he ha a penis pickle

penis pickle by A scary vicar November 2, 2017

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

pickled penis by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

Pickled Penis

instance where the penis may seem raw, or dimpled, somtimez caused by too much masturbatoin.

Due to excessive amount of jacking off, Imran soon suffered from Pickled Penis. Ouch!

Pickled Penis by Imran Bob Carr November 16, 2005

pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.

I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”

pickled penis by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018

wario pickled penis 

when the special ed kid puts his dick in a mason jar filled with pickle juice and makes optimus prime noises

fuck its another wario pickled penis lockdown smh

wario pickled penis by obama_prism October 31, 2019