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Pickle Penis 

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.
Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG
Pickle Penis by 76BURN November 19, 2021

penis pickle 

A man called Stephen who never washes his penis
That bloke never washes. Bet he ha a penis pickle
penis pickle by A scary vicar November 2, 2017

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

Pickled Penis

instance where the penis may seem raw, or dimpled, somtimez caused by too much masturbatoin.
Due to excessive amount of jacking off, Imran soon suffered from Pickled Penis. Ouch!
Pickled Penis by Imran Bob Carr November 16, 2005

pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.
I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”
pickled penis by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018

wario pickled penis 

when the special ed kid puts his dick in a mason jar filled with pickle juice and makes optimus prime noises
fuck its another wario pickled penis lockdown smh
wario pickled penis by obama_prism October 31, 2019
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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