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A word used by hungry Nigerian youths to describe the act of following politicians around for the sake of earning meagre stipends.

We have to go pickings tomorrow, the governor is around. bribe stipends

Pickings by King Antia November 17, 2017

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pickings

The single women or men that are still available for marriage in their late 30s and 40s. Sometimes they come with woundedness or baggage as pretty much all the good ones have already been hitched (but not all have been hitched, so don't lose hope).

"Dude, its tough for me to find someone to marry. The pickings are few at my age."

pickings by Stay classy, Urban Dictionary. November 5, 2017

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pickings bom

Steel scraping tool frequently used by a dentist.

"I opened my mouth and the dentist started scraping my teeth with the pickings bom"

pickings bom by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

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Easy Pickings

Someone that is really easy to mess with because you know they won’t do anything to defend themselves.

Guy 1: Watch it tough guy.

Guy 2: Sorry man, didn’t see you.

Guy 1: Better look next time pipsqueak, you’re easy pickings.

Easy Pickings by USLOPA March 15, 2023

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slim pickings

few choices, in general. Possibly, no choices at all (understatement). Pickings = the things you have available to pick. Slim = thin, few, small. Also slim pickens, slim pickings.

I've been looking for a job for months! Since the layoffs, it's been pretty slim pickings.

slim pickings by Osama Bin Login April 3, 2011

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the pickings are slim

there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

do not argue with stupid, naive, not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier people ; most often than not the pickings are slim and you end up wasting your time.

the pickings are slim by Uncle Dimma March 11, 2015

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easy pickings

When you see a guy/girl across the room and just know that they are an easy fuck. To fully identify a person who is easy pickings you have to take a selfie in bed with them, then title it 'easy pickings' and send to all your friends. If they allow this they are easy pickings, if they get angry and leave, they are still probably easy pickings.

Me:Oi mate did you see that dead average girl I fucked last night?
Jack: yeah mate opened the Snapchat selfie when I woke up this morning
Me:ahahaha such easy pickings

easy pickings by Easypickings123 August 16, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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