Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.

Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?

Pick Up Lines by Agra April 1, 2004

Pick up lines

Dialogues you use to pick up hot grills

Tryndamere: Will you be my Ashe if I'm your Tryndamere?

Zac: Damn brah, that pick up lines

Pick up lines by xxxkillmeplsxxx March 24, 2016

Pick-Up Lines

An unintelligent way man or woman tries to pick up a potential mate with a one hundred percent failure rate. Only works if the person is beyond idiotic or has extreme low self esteem issues, i.e sluts or douche bags.

Examples of Pick-Up Lines:

Example 1:

A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"

Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"

Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."

Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."

Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*

Example 2:

Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"

Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."

Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*

Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."

Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*

Pick-Up Lines by MiVidaCocina July 14, 2014

Redneck pick up lines 

Used by men named mark, rick steve, john, josh, tyler,evan, fred, jim, the like to soap each other genitals and play drop the soap with each other every other night. then pretend to be straight men every other day of the week.

Examples of their Redneck pick Up lines include but are not limited to:

1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon
And the best for last
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up

Redneck pick up lines by Yoan'tskeerdandI'mNotScared January 27, 2010

girl pick up lines 

Here are a few meanings of "Girl Pickup lines":

"I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"

Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

"Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"

Are you a parking ticket? Cause' you got fine written all over you.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

(to a baseball player)
Girl: are you a catcher?
Guy: no or yes, why?
Girl: cause you definitely caught my eye!

Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous

You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out

Guy: What's with all the winky faces?

Girl: Because I had something in my eye and it happens to be you.

The meaning of Girl pick up lines is when a girl ties to get a boy.

girl pick up lines by Girl pick up lines June 28, 2016

Good pick up lines 

you must be from Tennessee cuz your the only ten i see.

Good pick up lines

Good pick up lines by doctorcluck April 11, 2023

bad pickup lines 

Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.

Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

I scraped my knees falling for you.

You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.

Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?

Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)

bad pickup lines by friend of bob June 15, 2004