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Pho King 

The best name for a Vietnamese cuisine restaurant ever. Because pho is pronounced "fuh", it just sounds like fucking. Some restaurant owners just name their place Pho King to see how many people they can divorce with the following conversation.
Man: I chose what we had for lunch. What do you want?
Woman: I feel like Pho King.
Man: *unbuttoning jeans* Funny, so did I.
Pho King by Captchalogued April 15, 2017
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pho king gay 

When the Pho is so good you have no other choice but to dick down your homies
The soup on the floor suggested that last night must have been Pho king gay.
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