Pho King

The best name for a Vietnamese cuisine restaurant ever. Because pho is pronounced "fuh", it just sounds like fucking. Some restaurant owners just name their place Pho King to see how many people they can divorce with the following conversation.

Man: I chose what we had for lunch. What do you want?
Woman: I feel like Pho King.
Man: *unbuttoning jeans* Funny, so did I.

Pho King by Captchalogued April 15, 2017

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pho king gay

When the Pho is so good you have no other choice but to dick down your homies

The soup on the floor suggested that last night must have been Pho king gay.

pho king gay by Samuel Bacon Brenes May 6, 2018

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Phoking

1. A person who is the King of Pho.

DONMAN is the PHOKING

Phoking by Youdontknowmeeh April 21, 2003

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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