Phiney poo

have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!

P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn

Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe

Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3

thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)

by sexcmincham May 21, 2021

phoney poop

When you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom but you’re really just gonna use your phone

Things aren’t going anywhere tonight, that’s the third time in the last hour the girl’s had to use the bathroom !
Oh, you’ve got it wrong she’s just texting friends, you know, it’s a phoney poop!

by MomEil January 3, 2018