Philip Rivers 

Perhaps the most underrated quaterback in the NFL. Still overshadowed by Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, and Tom Brady. Even though he is on track to break Dan Marino's season passing yards record. Shot puts the ball with great accuracy and talks mad shit...(Jay Cutler). Easily a top 3 qb in the NFL without a good receiver

Faggot-man, the colts are gonna rape the chargers this weekend

Cool guy-Nah dude, Philip Rivers never loses to the Colts and makes Peyton Manning look like a bitch

Faggot-Oh

Philip Rivers by peepingtom29 November 26, 2010

Philip Rivers 

An overrated, overpaid Quarterback for the San Diego Chargers, a no-talent sack of calcified cat turds..

Gabriel: "Hey man, the Chargers are going to kill the Packers today!!!"

Michael: "You belong in a mental institution, Philip Rivers is a no talent sack of cat turds, he throws more interceptions than touchdowns!!"

Philip Rivers by Gabbi Rivera November 7, 2011

Philip Rivers 

The act of having 10 children in like 11 years, and being a total douchebag. He likes to have sex all day, and thus plays football like a niglet straight from india. The nigga is only kept on the chargers because the owner is too stubborn to admit he made a bad desicion.

1: "fuck you dude ur such a philip rivers"
2: "fuck you fuckin black-ass bitch"

Philip Rivers by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019

Philip Rivers and His Band of Yo-Yos 

Reference to Philip Rivers and the assorted players on the San Diego Chargers, who serve as limited targets on the offensive and threaten the other team very little. Mostly composed of SoCal trash, such as Darren Sproles, Ryan Mathews, Malcom Floyd, and Seyi Ajirotutu.

If Philip Rivers and his band of yo-yos jumped off a cliff, would you follow them?

Philip Rivers and His Band of Yo-Yos by Teach Me How to Jimmer July 1, 2011

phillip rivers 

Closet translation is badass a mix of redneck and god. He would have every Super Bowl ring but he's not into commitment he wants to play with some more women before he gets a ring.

I am the god phillip rivers

phillip rivers by Smackdaddypimphand April 18, 2015