Phil

Phil is a commonly used name to describe a rapist.

Omg did you hear on the new last night, there’s a Phil on the lose.

by amypercy April 18, 2020

Phil

Known for taking a shit in the urinal

Have you met Phil? Give him a minute, he’s probably shitting in the urinal again

by Prince Albert the Great January 6, 2022

Phil

Phil: I want to scuba dive.

Phil’s aunt: oh Phil can’t scuba dive because his heart’s too pure.

Phil: oh man!

Phil cannot scuba dive.

by Mandadii September 2, 2018

Phil

To play Morgana, Ahri or Zyra. Usually in the absence of Albinorhino7267

"Hey, we need 5th for clash this weekend. Can you play"
"Sure, I can Phil in"

by Faker1 November 9, 2020

Phil

This cracker is always there for you. He can’t pull a girl for shit but is always willing to party hard. Is known to retreat to the shade in wild situations but can usually muster the balls to remain social even when he doesn’t feel like it. Women may question his sexuality, but his homies all know he can spot a women from a mile away if he has his prescription glasses on.

That slow children sign is because of Phil but don’t worry, he’s shirtless so you can see him from outer space.

by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 5, 2022

Phil

I have nothing to but Phil is the lord and savior

ALL HAIL PHIL

by January 11, 2021

Phil

The Bald guy from accounting generally. Phil just materializes at the age of 40 with a receding hair line.

Kevin: Bro did you check out Phil’s hair line?
Greg: No because it doesn’t exist

by Jarcp November 20, 2020