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Peyrofact 

Pey-ro-fact - a fact that has been contorted beyond all recognition, such that it bends back on itself, creating its own circular logic. Also, a non-fact constructed from previously proven facts, that baselessly proves new non-facts. Also, bullshite for clueless followers.
Tuckers statement is pure peyrofact.
Peyrofact by Rjkay April 16, 2023
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perfaction 

1. the process in which an actor/dancer can begin to perfect choreography and act at the same time.
2. letting the acting inform the perfection.
Now that you know the basics of that jazz square, you now need to work on your perfaction. Otherwise, you're just boring as shit.
perfaction by jzoolander August 5, 2011
It is anything that comes with a fact.
Ft/fact (feet perfact)
perfact by perfect guy November 23, 2013
‘Profact’ is short for ‘propaganda-fact,’ a false statement usually presented by a mass media outlet as being a fact, to deceive and condition, trick, and manipulate audiences. Profacts are weaved in between facts, and are almost omnipresent.
Surprisingly, a Macintosh computer’s dictionary’s definition of the word ‘illusion’ stated the following: "The illusion of family togetherness", as an example of that word (2010). That definition is one example of the many ‘profacts’ which permeate society.
Though that definition appears innocuous, in reality it indirectly tells readers that "family togetherness" is an illusion—an anomaly, something rare. Though in reality, "family togetherness" is basic to a healthy family life.

Presenting "the illusion of family togetherness" as an example of the word "illusion" is malicious because it attacks the family by distorting reality, and sets an example and acts as a role model for primarily young people—because they have not lived long enough to spot a lie. Moreover, reading that malicious definition could even begin to dehumanize anyone who believes that false statement.
PROFACT by but for December 18, 2017

profactinating 

A form of procrastination whereby you look up random facts on the internet and share them with your friends to pass the time.
"I should've been doing my essay for the last 2 hours, and i'm just sitting here profactinating"
profactinating by jern December 5, 2013

Pyroactivekinemortophobia 

The phobia of undead creatures that have been set on fire and yet refuse to die.
Quit talking about fire zombies, you know I have pyroactivekinemortophobia.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026