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Pedro's Army 

Pedro's Army is a group of people who met on Tumblr after reading a Starship fanfiction named Learning to Dance. Members of Pedro's Army are often seen hanging out on their TinyChat and talking about LTD.
'hey, did you read Karri's new chapter?'

'OHMYGOD, MY TEARS!'

'Are you coming to the Pedro's Army Tinychat?'

'I'LL BE THERE JUST AS SOON AS I'VE FINISHED CRYING OVER THIS CHAPTER!'
Pedro's Army by blargoblargoblargo December 27, 2011

petro-sexual 

adj. Being in love with cars more than people.
"Did Rob get back together with his girlfriend?"

"No. He's been 'petro-sexual' since he bought his '68 Camaro."

pedro's hoes 

A group of ugly, thirsty, nappy headed, and desperate girls that are all over Pedro in hopes of getting some dick or a very unlikely relationship
Pedro's hoes are jealous of every girl he's ever dated.

Pedro's hoes try to ruin his relationships.

Pedro's hoes are annoying.

Pedro's hoes need to hop off.
pedro's hoes by I could be anyone January 25, 2014

Petro-sexual 

(Noun) One of many greasy, tight pants wearing, faux-hawk hair cement styling, oversize sunglasses flossing, fitted shirt rocking, diamond studded belt-buckle shining, excessive pungent cologne using, club hopping, sausage party attending, non-dancing & wall hugging men/boys of Arab or Middle Eastern descent.
"Did you just buy a Jacob & Co. watch to wear to class? That's so Petro-sexual!"
Petro-sexual by Omar Offendum March 24, 2008
The man who helps you with pronouns
Hey Pedro S, can you help me with pronouns?
Pedro S by 2001 Honda Civic March 18, 2021

pietro`s mom 

A fat whore dragon bitch type of person who would do anything for money.
Wow that girl`s such a pietro`s mom
pietro`s mom by Anonymon November 10, 2014