Petrie's Principle 

"If everyone likes it, it can't be good." A statement coined by an English teacher to describe shallow films and literature which appeal to the mindless masses.

The Twilight Saga is the poster-child for Petrie's Principle.

Petrie's Principle by Cyanica January 27, 2010

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

The Petri State by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Peoria Stink Face 

The, "I don't give a fuck", look that residents, patrons, vacationers, and academia students gives while at one of Peoria, Illinois's fine drinking establishments.

That ain't no mean mug, that's the Peoria Stink Face

Peoria Stink Face by UNIBRAdley August 17, 2010

peoria snowjob 

When your friend goes inside early during a smoke break and you cover his or her car in snow, as if a snow plow has blocked them in. Originated in Peoria, IL.

Friend - "Dude, that pansy ducked out early, you wanna give him an old fashioned peoria snowjob?"

Friend #2 - "Oh fuck yea brah, lets get that turd."

peoria snowjob by PeoriaSnowSpecialist February 5, 2010

Petra Savic 

Gayass that is secretly in love with the class gaser named Marko who probably jerks in the school bathroom and vapes but the vape is not his and he is in love with her too and hugs her all the time but still says they are friends

person 1:Have you heard that Petra Savic is in love with Marko!??!?!
person 2:Yeah,basically everyone knows it but they wont admit it.

Petra Savic by Miroslav Mandic November 22, 2021

Peoria Corn Snake 

The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.

Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.

Peoria Corn Snake by The Pennsylvania Growler July 27, 2016

Soggy Petri Dish 

A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.

Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.

Soggy Petri Dish by SaxMan16 April 13, 2010