Petoskey High School

A high school in Michigan where hoes run free and the people with actual personalities go unnoticed.

(at Petoskey High School)
Student 1: “Bro, look at how pretty that girl is!”
Student 2: “Nah bro, don’t go after her! She’s got a personality!”

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A school in Northern Michigan where a kid masterbated in class and came in his hand while looking at his female teacher. He got away with it.

“Why would I go to Petoskey High School I heard a kid jerked off in class there.”

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