Peter Popper 

The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.

"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"

Peter Popper by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013

Peter Pepper 

Someone who is very very old

"He broke his hip playing ultimate. He's such a Peter Pepper."

Peter Pepper by WhoDidThis April 15, 2007

Pill Popper Pete 

Nickname for drug addicts, often used as an outside insult to a person.

That guy's a real pill popper pete, I'd stay away from him if I were you.

Pill Popper Pete by PillPopperPete May 4, 2022

For Pete's Peppers

An phrase used to express the pure magnitude of one's frustration towards another individual or situation. Usually preformed in conjunction with a high leg kick.

Coach Hines: "I want you to fill this cup up with your fluids pronto."

Student: "Uhh, masterbation is a sin."

Coach HInes: "God for Pete's peppers son! I'm talking about wanting a shot of your lemonade not your man gravy. Now you get back in that can and you fill this cup or I will take this whistle and wrap it around your tent maker and squeeze it out myself!"

For Pete's Peppers by JERKER19 July 18, 2010