by B.Rev May 14, 2004
pervs are usually really ugly and gross. the reason they are pervs is because they cant get some so they turn into pervs so that at least can pretend to get some to their friends but really... no girl would ever allow it to happen
by Awesome JSA-er November 8, 2010
Almost 95% of people on urban dictionary technically :/ All of the meaning of that, that someone who likes to search up porn, nudes, sexual stuff and a dirty minded person. I guarantee you, your a pervert Mr person who is reading this because your looking at this word right now. NOW GO AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND STOP SEARCHING THIS SHIT UP OR I WILL TELL YOUR MOM AND YOUR DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR I WILL SHUT THE INTERNET DOWN!
Boy: Hmm let's look at something new today. Oh I know! Porn :)
**mom comes in**
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT SON?!
Boy: NOTHING MOM! PLEASE DON'T SLAP ME I'M SORRY I BEG YOU!
Mom: GET OFF THAT DIRTY WEBSITE YOUR LOOKING AT AND HELP ME WITH CHORES YOU PERVERT!
Boy: I'm sorry.
Mom: It's okay just don't do this again. And son, Your grounded for a month :)
Boy: .... ARAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**mom comes in**
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT SON?!
Boy: NOTHING MOM! PLEASE DON'T SLAP ME I'M SORRY I BEG YOU!
Mom: GET OFF THAT DIRTY WEBSITE YOUR LOOKING AT AND HELP ME WITH CHORES YOU PERVERT!
Boy: I'm sorry.
Mom: It's okay just don't do this again. And son, Your grounded for a month :)
Boy: .... ARAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Wael blox October 2, 2020
Can have two different meanings, used in a negative or positive way. Negatively it can be used to insult or demean others for acting without respect for other people. In a positive way it could be used as a nickname for your romantic partner or close friend (the latter option is usually used if the friend is of the opposite sex, however it can be used for lgbtq too)
Person A: Dude, I went past the girls locker room earlier and the door was open just a bit so I took a peep at them and they were all undressing. It was so hot, i'm never forgetting that.
Person B: You pervert, this is why you're stuck without a girlfriend because you can't get your act together.
Person B: You pervert, this is why you're stuck without a girlfriend because you can't get your act together.
by Mikkebak January 14, 2021
by satya January 26, 2004
Any small technological object that can be used in a sexual fashion for which it was not initially designed.
What's that noise?
Oh, it's my phone, I was trying it out as a pervertible. It's stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my anus.
Oh, it's my phone, I was trying it out as a pervertible. It's stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my anus.
by Chad Longstaff July 3, 2007
Dean: Wanna grab a bite?
Alex: Sure! I ate nothing but a freshly tossed bowl of salad, some milk, and a banana.
Dean: is it just me or are they all pervertable?
Alex:.....I hate you!
Alex: Sure! I ate nothing but a freshly tossed bowl of salad, some milk, and a banana.
Dean: is it just me or are they all pervertable?
Alex:.....I hate you!
by Dean Tee December 15, 2011