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persuader
my badass 12 guage Mossberg shotgun. its all black with pistol grips.called by some a redneck machine gun.
persuader by da trick biatch November 29, 2005
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personperson
The politically correct term for a postal worker. The old offensive term is “mailman” but “mail” is sexist because it sounds like “male” and “man” is obviously sexist to female or non-binary postal workers.
Female postal worker: “I’m here to bring you your 25 annoying unsolicited Capital One offers for the day! Enjoy tossing these straight in the recycling bin.”
Guy: “Thanks! You’re my favorite mailwoman!”
Female postal worker: “Um...excuse me! Did you say MALE woman? I do not identify as male, you sexist pig.”
Guy: “Heavens to Betsy! How could I be so insensitive? I mean you’re my favorite personperson.”
Female postal worker: “That’s much better.”
Guy: “Thanks! You’re my favorite mailwoman!”
Female postal worker: “Um...excuse me! Did you say MALE woman? I do not identify as male, you sexist pig.”
Guy: “Heavens to Betsy! How could I be so insensitive? I mean you’re my favorite personperson.”
Female postal worker: “That’s much better.”
personperson by Nicholas D March 21, 2020
Persaphrodite
Taken from words "person" and "hermaphrodite". Pertains to "men" who abuse women because they are essentially giant pussies with a very small dick protruding from them.
A "man" gets mad and slaps his girlfriend around, then totally destroys the inside of her home. He is a persaphrodite.
Persaphrodite by Sir Bors de Ganis September 11, 2009
Persaverance
1. The Persaverance Pub, commonly referred to as 'PERSA' is located at 196 Brunswick Street Fitzroy and is probably the only full blown 90s club left in the southern hemisphere.
2. Heavily populated by drunken bogans and morons who have been denied access to semi-decent venues in the area, thus met with open arms into the mighty persaverance.
3. Absolute rubbish in theory however with the right mix of alcohol, low standards and poor decisions it turns into an overly crowded shit hole where you can dance like a retarded lizard to 90s classics and not loose an ounce of dignity.
4. The kitchen is the cloak room and the clerk is out of your league.
5. 76% of the dance floor is coated in broken glass
6. The DJ takes no requests, the ipod is set on shuffle
7. Dont bother rocking up after 11pm unless you have sweet hook ups.
8. No one seems to know when the beer garden cuts off at any stage during the year, they seem to rotate the times from week to week.
9. The blokes toilet has one cubicle which often dosent have a seat or a functioning lock and some freak takes power dumps in there without fail. Which is made more hilarious by the fact that the toilet paper is always soaked in beer and urine.
10. The band Neon Sex doesn't exist.
11. Groups all wearing stripe t-shirts are widly frowned upon
12. The Hot Dogs outside after 3am shoudnt be served to anybody
13. Do yourself a favor and dont check your bank statement after a night at the mighty persaverance
2. Heavily populated by drunken bogans and morons who have been denied access to semi-decent venues in the area, thus met with open arms into the mighty persaverance.
3. Absolute rubbish in theory however with the right mix of alcohol, low standards and poor decisions it turns into an overly crowded shit hole where you can dance like a retarded lizard to 90s classics and not loose an ounce of dignity.
4. The kitchen is the cloak room and the clerk is out of your league.
5. 76% of the dance floor is coated in broken glass
6. The DJ takes no requests, the ipod is set on shuffle
7. Dont bother rocking up after 11pm unless you have sweet hook ups.
8. No one seems to know when the beer garden cuts off at any stage during the year, they seem to rotate the times from week to week.
9. The blokes toilet has one cubicle which often dosent have a seat or a functioning lock and some freak takes power dumps in there without fail. Which is made more hilarious by the fact that the toilet paper is always soaked in beer and urine.
10. The band Neon Sex doesn't exist.
11. Groups all wearing stripe t-shirts are widly frowned upon
12. The Hot Dogs outside after 3am shoudnt be served to anybody
13. Do yourself a favor and dont check your bank statement after a night at the mighty persaverance
Common phrases heard at the mighty persaverance:
Did you hear about that guy? The guy with the singlet who got locked in the toilets at persaverance and had to bust his way out?
Dude did you hear they played dammit and all the small things? It literally blew a hole through the dance floor
Can you smell that? Man who pinched a log in that cubicle again
I hurts me to say this.....but at 2:50am I was involved in a war cry last night at the persaverance
I think Trace Cyrus was crowd surfing during daft punk and kicked me straight in the face, what a great night at the persaverance!
!
Where did the hand soap go?
I'LL HAVE 8 JAGER BOMBZ
Did you hear about that guy? The guy with the singlet who got locked in the toilets at persaverance and had to bust his way out?
Dude did you hear they played dammit and all the small things? It literally blew a hole through the dance floor
Can you smell that? Man who pinched a log in that cubicle again
I hurts me to say this.....but at 2:50am I was involved in a war cry last night at the persaverance
I think Trace Cyrus was crowd surfing during daft punk and kicked me straight in the face, what a great night at the persaverance!
!
Where did the hand soap go?
I'LL HAVE 8 JAGER BOMBZ
Persaverance by The Vanderlay Boys February 2, 2010
permaperiod
a term for a girl's body function that seems to constantly trap her in that "special time of month".
permaperiod by Skylar055 January 25, 2009
Persperous
Girl: Last night, me and my boyfriend were so persperous in bed that we had to change the sheets... Not like we weren't going to do that anyways!
Persperous by ElRawrShark October 14, 2011
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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