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Penn Stater

See also butter face and cleveland brown

A chick with a smokin' body but a butt ugly face. Like the Penn State football uniform, great uniform, nasty helmet.
If that Penn Stater would just get her nose fixed, I'd let her go down on me.
by Ice Trey April 29, 2003
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Penn Stater

Similar to a butterface. A woman with a nice uniform but a bad helmet.
Damn that girl’s body is tight but her face is like a minotaur. She’s a real Penn Stater.
by nyf’e January 1, 2022
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Penn State Behrend

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.
by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009
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Penn Stated

Using power bestow and entrust upon you, using this power to force or influence young boy to have sex (homosexual) with you. Having sex with a young boy in the University shower; pedophiliac,
by PSCoach November 15, 2011
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Penn Stated

The act of being raped.
Jerry Sandusky: Hey Joe Paterno, I just penn stated you in some COD!
Joe Paterno: Damn, I know.
by Ballboy123454321 November 27, 2011
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Penn State Rugby

A dominant force consisting of two teams, men and women, who play the best sport ever created. These two teams are not only BOTH undefeated in their Fall 2005 seasons, but both groups are ridiculously good looking. They make the game of rugby look easy.

ps-Both teams are currently ranked second in the nation...get off us

pps-this is really just for fun and we are not this cocky, so do not take it that way :)
Who are you playing today?
Penn State Rugby:/
Oh no! I hear a girl on their team invented the sport in the womb!And the guy's team is totally fetch!
by oOhRaH November 9, 2005
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Penn State Harrisburg

Penn State Harrisburg (aka Capital College) is located in the most boring part of Pennsylvannia, which is one of the most boring states. There is nothing to do. Students try to "party," which is admirable, but their parties either suck or get bopped. Don't forget PSH is also a DRY campus! Yay! Hahaha this place absolutely sucks and anyone considering this school shouldn't even think twice- Go somewhere else!
"Hey, where do you go to school now?"
Penn State!
"Oh wow that sounds-"
Penn State Harrisburg
"Oh."

Yeah.

"How is it?"
Boring.
by fbgm4evs February 26, 2011
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