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penis poop 

when you wait a while and cum, but the cum comes back in and freezes up like glue. after you cum or piss it makes the trail larger. when it does come out the chunky substance slowly and painfully exits you're penis.
hey mark, where where you last night. i was purging penis poop, it made me bleed like a 12 year old girl!
penis poop by nick err April 21, 2020

penis poop 

when a guy sticks his penis in his girls anal hole and takes it out and is coverd in poo
man i had sex with my girl and got straight penis poop
penis poop by brady cramer February 23, 2005

Penis poop 

When your dick is hard and you are nutting in her ass and then you pull out your dick and there is a piece of shit on your tip
I fucked her and then realized I had penis poop.
Penis poop by Stampeydude83 October 28, 2018

penis poop 

Poop that comes out of your penis
Penis poop came out of my penis.
penis poop by kwang June 5, 2003

penis poop 

When a man sticks his penis in fresh poop
penis poop by Firewave August 29, 2004

Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal

A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!
I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.
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