penis cramp

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when you have masturbated/released so much that you can no longer move your hand up and down your penis (can not release any seamen either)without screaming out in huge agony. Usually occurs after hentai (scientists haven't been able to explain this supernatural phenomenon).

" No more hentai for me my penis cramp is so bad i just want to cut it off and put it in a hot dog bun"

penis cramp by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017

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Penis cramp

Just like a calf cramp but in your penis. Drinking more calcium usually helps cure this disfunction.

Bobby: Damn bro, I had a major penis cramp last night.
Daniel: That's crazy dude, got milk?

Penis cramp by Chris Cz May 21, 2006

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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