Penis Wrinkle

A deragatory name. Someone who is old and looks wrinkly like an old penis.
That old fart is a penis wrinkle.
Dammit Steve, don't be a penis wrinkle.
by ~TwiggY~ October 22, 2005
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George W. Bush

the equivolent to a "douchebag", "McAsshole", or "sonofabitch"
That stupid penis wrinkle is ruining our country
by Dick B. Harding September 16, 2006
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Penis Wrinkle

A term often used to ridicule someone for something that really has nothing to do with penis's or wrinkles, like other offensive terms it has nothing to do with the bad that person has done or his description, unless the term is used to describe an old man who is a total dick head (dickhead), in other terms your grandpa.
Mr. Butter Fuck: just cause im old does not mean you can call me a Penis Wrinkle.
Jack Mehoff: yea it does you Penis Wrinkle, go be old somewhere else.
by Fluffy Daniels December 11, 2010
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Penis Wrinkle

When your sister doesn't make you a drink, but still asks for a tip.
Hey sis, don't be a penis wrinkle and make us a drink!
by yourinlover April 18, 2023
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Penis Wrinkle is the loose, wrinkly skin that is present when you are flaccid.
Wyatt: "If you were to decide on the grossest part of the human body, what would that be?"
Dylan: "I don't know, like, the brain seems pretty gross."
Wyatt: "I think it's the Penis Wrinkle. That shit's just vile, disgusting."
by Torling November 19, 2019
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pe-nis wrin-kle
Pronunciation: \ˈpē-nəsˈriŋ-kəl\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Middle American, BMX fad
Date: late 20th century (1998)
1: A full 360' backflip on a bicycle while masturbating.
Example:
Matt: Holy Crap Ted...Dave totally landed that Penis Wrinkle flawlessly.
Ted: Holy Crap he did.
Willy: Holy Crap.
by Wet Willy the White April 17, 2009
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Penis Wrinkle

The wrinkle you get on your penis because it's too old. This causes penile cancer and can be painfully fatal for your love organ.
"NOOOO!!! I have a penis wrinkle!!!"
by Firestar991 October 23, 2013
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