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penis pal

1000x gayer than butt buddy
by eLgnouV February 18, 2009
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penis pal

"hi penis pal!" "hi penis pal"
by fagurmom May 13, 2022
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Punctured penis pals

When males' testicles or 'penis pals' retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. Sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.

The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
"Oh baby, aren't you keen to have a go with this strap-on? I've ubed it well but you've still got punctured penis pals"
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"

She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals
by RastaVari August 19, 2013
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penis palace

A penis palace is Brandon Clarks house. It is small and kind of vagina shaped.
The penis palace is really fucking gay.
by penispalace December 13, 2013
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penis pals

when two females have slept with the same male on different occasions.
you and I both slept with Jordan, that makes us penis pals!
by BettyLou221 December 29, 2011
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Penis palpater

A young girl who spends too much time on the penis area during an exam
Damn, am I the penis palpater?
by ZoBirdie December 10, 2017
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Penis Palooza

do sex in a locker
Hey Bob mc. Bobberson, I did a Penis Palooza today!
Bob mc. Bobberson: wai wat-
by P0pcord February 22, 2021
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