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penis embargo 

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.
You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

penis embargo 

When a person decides they had enough of the cock and they refuse to allow entry of the cock.
Jane declared a penis embargo when she caught Jack cheating on her.
penis embargo by Jonas Velouria December 7, 2005

penis embargo 

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.
Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.
penis embargo by Penis Valuer February 22, 2009

Penis Embargo 

To give up on men, temporarily or permanently.
After a bad date Jessica decided she just had enough and declared a penis embargo.
Penis Embargo by Annimus November 11, 2012

penis embargo 

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.
Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.
penis embargo by Penis Valuer February 28, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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