A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.
Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.
"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"
Where some guys take a small radio controlled helicopter and put a plastic penis on it or make it look like a penis and then fly it around and/or into some one.
It is sometimes done to someone making a speech that they don't like.
This is sometimes done by those in the porn scene movement,underaged sex movement,teen sex movement , pedophile civil rights movement and neohippie movement ect.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"