Pending for Life 

This is the sentence judged to be neither cruel nor unusual to certain types of people who request to be your friend on Facebook. These types of people include people you "knew" in middle school or high school, people you "recognize" from a class, or someone who paid close attention to you during your introduction at a recent party. It may also include people you don't want knowing your general information or what you do from time to time, which may include family, ex's, or chaunces.

What happens to these people is you never respond to their friend request because you don't want to be their friend and you don't want them to either 1) know you declined them or 2) be able to request you again. They then spend the remainder of their life pending, while you hope they assume you have a buildup of requests that you generally don't respond to.

1) Someone friended me on Facebook that I know only because I hear him breathing heavy in my PSYCH 111 class everyday, he is definitely pending for life.

2) I like posting my drinking stories on my status all the time; so sorry Mom, you're pending for life!

3) Alex: Yo Ben, isn't this that bitch I said 'hi' to last week who ended up puking all over Evan's new couch like 30 minutes later?

Ben: Ya I think so, why the hell is she adding you on Facebook?

Alex: I don't know bro, I never thought she would be able to remember me, she is for sure pending for life.

Pending for Life by A. Boogy January 8, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008