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1: I've got a peepie for you.
2: NO, no. I hate surprises.
1: Don't be such a douche. You know what fuck you. It was awesome and now you don't get to know what it is dick. Way to go. You shit on my heart.
2: Fine... go on with it.
1: You lost your chance. You get no more peepies ever. You done fucked up!
Peepie by dankmonkey April 11, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
this here witherfore thine acteth of thee creampie whilst subsituting the creamyness of thine cumdiddly with thine everflowing urine from within thine bowels of thee gods!
so there i was sneakely peepieing this girl, and she found out she was totally down with it... DUDE!
peepie by etiblefetus March 29, 2010

Screaming peepees 

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.
Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.
Screaming peepees by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

The Peepee Poopoo Man 

The Peepee Poopoo Man is an evil entity, who if you say his name while taking a dump he will come out of the toilet and take your peepee away.
Steve: "*pooping* I wonder what the peepee poopoo man is..."
PPPPM: "I'VE COME FOR YOUR PEEPEE."

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when a man grabs a book and throws it out of a window and yells all right peepees.
i was sitting there and then i saw a guy pull a peepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepee, like dude chill.

Five Peepee Man 

When a group of kids find out you have five “peepees” on your belt.
Todoroki Willy is a five peepee man.
Five Peepee Man by Mxrble October 18, 2018

peepee poopoo man

Toronto's first official supervillain. He is a menacing prowler who dumps buckets of human feces and urine on unsuspecting innocents.
The Peepee Poopoo Man is Toronto's first Super Villian
peepee poopoo man by BIGBUDDY2400 November 26, 2019
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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