Pedosaurus-rex
Pedosaurus-rex by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 9, 2023
Pedosaurus Rex
A Pedophile of near unreachable levels of pedophilia who like to stalk his or her prey in school changing rooms and playgrounds. They are solitary creatures who hunt alone and seek out unsuspecting children of the neighbourhood.
(A little girl walks alone through a park)
Man 1: Hey look at that little girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Man 2: Yeah i kno.....HOLY SHIT A PEDOSAURUS REX!!! RUN LITTLE GIRL, RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Man 1: Hey look at that little girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Man 2: Yeah i kno.....HOLY SHIT A PEDOSAURUS REX!!! RUN LITTLE GIRL, RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Pedosaurus Rex by jimmytwinkletoes October 7, 2010
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Penisaurus rex
A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.
The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"
Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus
Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.
The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag
In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"
Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus
Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.
The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag
In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag
Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.
Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.
When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.
People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.
Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.
When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.
People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
Penisaurus rex by boringtimes February 1, 2010
Plebosaurus-Rex
These carnivorous creatures lack friends, and make themselves look really good because they also lack self-esteem. These creatures know that they are Plebs and thus they don't change. They feed on the penises of teachers, being massive arse-kissers. If they get detentions then their lives are over, then contemplate suicide.
Some Plebosaurus-Rexes do commit suicide and even the family members will dance on their overly-wide graves. Life is better this way as scientists like Steven Hawking know their threat on the popularity of others while P-Rexes are in a close proximity. Steven, and millions of others like me, want P-Rexes to be extinct from the planet as they are a large danger to humanity.
Some Plebosaurus-Rexes do commit suicide and even the family members will dance on their overly-wide graves. Life is better this way as scientists like Steven Hawking know their threat on the popularity of others while P-Rexes are in a close proximity. Steven, and millions of others like me, want P-Rexes to be extinct from the planet as they are a large danger to humanity.
Chris: Lol, I just owned him on facebook! Look how popular I am, Imaginary Friend!
Spencer: Don't be a Plebosaurus-Rex, Chris!
Chris: Oh no! A detention! Why!! My life is RUINED!! I'm always licking Mr. Lavender's arse!
Lewis: You're such a Plebosaurus-Rex.
Spencer: Don't be a Plebosaurus-Rex, Chris!
Chris: Oh no! A detention! Why!! My life is RUINED!! I'm always licking Mr. Lavender's arse!
Lewis: You're such a Plebosaurus-Rex.
Plebosaurus-Rex by LemonyStuff February 23, 2011
peniosaurus rex
pen·io·saur (pen-nigh-o-s-argh'us, wre-cks-) A very large vagnivorous peninosaur of the Upper Crustaceous Period of North America, characterized by a small neck, large head and scaley skin. A vaginal intruder, the true king of the peniosaurs.
In a prehistoric times, it wasn't all that uncommon for a peniosaurus rex, to destroy a whole flock of ptwatodactyls.
peniosaurus rex by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007
Pregosaurus Rex
A pregnant woman who acts as if she is the first person to ever be pregnant. Quick to anger and quick to tears.
Pregosaurus Rex by Coward in the corner August 10, 2010
penisaurus rex
1.An ancient entity part of a race of dinosaur known as <i>penisuclus erectamonus</i>.
2.Christopher Walken.
3.In other words, a penisaurus rex.
2.Christopher Walken.
3.In other words, a penisaurus rex.
Dennis has claimed to have spotted the fluids of a rare penisaurus rex.
"Oh my, its so large and shapeful. Just look at its curvy features."
"Oh my, its so large and shapeful. Just look at its curvy features."
penisaurus rex by Typhoon G. Nguyen May 24, 2008
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