The occurance of needing a turd so badly that you let a little bit of shit out of your anus and it gets smeared all around your crack. The ass itself when looked at, then has the appearance of a peanut butter sandwich.
"Ive got such a peanut butter sandwich right now."
As the naked man bent over, the onlookers cried "Oh my god hes got quite a peanut butter sandwich."
As the naked man bent over, the onlookers cried "Oh my god hes got quite a peanut butter sandwich."
by TehMuel October 21, 2007
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by Josiah, Alexander November 25, 2008
when ones head is inserted into womans vagina while she is suffering from a yeast infection. yours ears will resemble bread (due to the califlower effect) and your head will be covered in butter.
by steve cameron April 03, 2008
Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto
Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)
by J. Mo August 27, 2003
Perhaps the most famous and most recognized Tomism (see "Tomism"), the term is used as a general insult. Tom K. would speak of another person as having "the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich". It is believed that Tom did not originate the phrase, however. In recent times, the phrase has been combined with "without the jelly" on the end- supposedly to indicate that a peanut butter sandwich WITH jelly has somehow a measurably higher I.Q. Go figure.
by Frank Klaune November 24, 2004
Take two pices of bread and apply a generous ammount of peanut butter on one side to both pieces of bread, then pack it down the crack of your ass.
guy #1: "Dude, do you wanna try my Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich?"
guy #2: "Fuck no, I ain't fallin for that shit again!"
guy #2: "Fuck no, I ain't fallin for that shit again!"
by fingelring November 18, 2010