Pea shooter

Used disparagingly to describe a weak gun. Typically a handgun or even BB gun.

Tim: You think you can do any damage with that pea shooter you got there?

Bill: Shut up Tim, it's shot placement that counts.


Antonyms: hand-cannon

by Perspicacity_89 January 13, 2009

Pea shooter

a small caliber gun. i.e. a .22

"we went over to my pad and tried to shoot some birds with the pea shooter."

by N8 Tha Bo$$ November 14, 2007

Pea shooter

An attractive 22 year old girl who is in peak physical condition and is totally down.

Kenton BBMs Mike D.

Kenton: What up?
Mike D: Bird-doggin' pea shooters, mayne.
Kenton: So smoke, so bones
Mike D: So bones

by fur burglar April 4, 2010

Pea Shooter

The type of small exhaust pipe most notably seen on earlier Volkswagen Beetles.

Man 1: "Is that a pea shooter?!"
Man 2: "Yeah, got a problem with that?"
Man 1: "I love peashooters..."
Man 2: "...Oh."

by VDuber October 3, 2009

pea shooter

a gun that you fill with urine then u put ur mouth to one end and blow kinda like a dart.

Jannie blew the pea shooter at Justin and he got covered! What a fun day

by Tyler Sheps June 11, 2006

Pea Shooter

A line of coke that is snorted off of an erect penis or penile object.

“Hey, do you wanna do a pea shooter off of John with me?”

by MustacheNimph August 24, 2025

Pea shooter

The art of farting in your hand, cupping it like a tube and blowing it in your victims face.

"Here dave can you smell that? .. (what) this... poofff into his nostrils the pea shooter goes.

by Mattckt March 17, 2023