Pea shooter

Used disparagingly to describe a weak gun. Typically a handgun or even BB gun.

Tim: You think you can do any damage with that pea shooter you got there?

Bill: Shut up Tim, it's shot placement that counts.


Antonyms: hand-cannon

by Perspicacity_89 January 13, 2009

Pea shooter

a small caliber gun. i.e. a .22

"we went over to my pad and tried to shoot some birds with the pea shooter."

by N8 Tha Bo$$ November 14, 2007

Pea shooter

An attractive 22 year old girl who is in peak physical condition and is totally down.

Kenton BBMs Mike D.

Kenton: What up?
Mike D: Bird-doggin' pea shooters, mayne.
Kenton: So smoke, so bones
Mike D: So bones

by fur burglar April 4, 2010

Pea Shooter

The type of small exhaust pipe most notably seen on earlier Volkswagen Beetles.

Man 1: "Is that a pea shooter?!"
Man 2: "Yeah, got a problem with that?"
Man 1: "I love peashooters..."
Man 2: "...Oh."

by VDuber October 3, 2009

pea shooter

a gun that you fill with urine then u put ur mouth to one end and blow kinda like a dart.

Jannie blew the pea shooter at Justin and he got covered! What a fun day

by Tyler Sheps June 11, 2006

Pea shooter

The art of farting in your hand, cupping it like a tube and blowing it in your victims face.

"Here dave can you smell that? .. (what) this... poofff into his nostrils the pea shooter goes.

by Mattckt March 17, 2023

Pea Shooter

A line of coke that is snorted off of an erect penis or penile object.

“Hey, do you wanna do a pea shooter off of John with me?”

by MustacheNimph August 24, 2025