19 year old virgin, nice guy, but he always owes everyone money.
Person 1: Remember that time patrick got laid?
Everyone: No.
by Hux420 January 11, 2018
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a total douche who is so whipped by his lame ass girlfriend that he deserts his friends and strips for her over the internet
- doesn't know how to spell
- premature ejaculater
- can't draw
- all around dumbass
- moocher
Johnny spell California
Kaliphona
you're such a freakin' Patrick
by Debbie Murry January 22, 2009
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A stupidhead. Stupidstupidstupid head who secretly likes men and accidently calls his girlfriend frank when they have sex. Repeatedly. Usually has a small dick, with no sexual skills whatsoever. Can barely take two steps without falling over from being such a moron
"Wow. That guy was such a patrick."
"Oh, i'm so sorry."
by Scotchy23412341234 April 17, 2009
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A gay leprechaun who wears $400 Prada sunglasses and plays baseball...which means he is a douchebag. He thinks that he gets alot of girls but everyone thinks he is gay.
"omg i love your shoes"
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by cullen596 February 24, 2009
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A Gaystarfish, A BMX rider, a charming man that likes crunchy taco's, he takes his sister to get jack in the box a lot, he is short, loves mountain dew, and smokes a lot of pot
Was that Patrick?
Yes, he was going to jack in the box with Courtney.
by GCP2davis October 22, 2011
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Patrick is a tall, tan, and somewhat muscular man, but is the biggest fucker in the world. He might seem cool and fun but once you get with him, he will do your mom. He doesnt care about anyones feelings and only tries to get in bed with every girl and he thinks he is hot stuff once you get to know him.
Girl 1: Wow Patrick seems pretty cool
Girl 2: Dont ever say that again, he is the biggest fucker in the world, I thought that too but he ended up doing my mom.
by theguywiththebiggestdick November 22, 2010
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