The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.
"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"
by That's what Santa said December 3, 2011
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The act of forcefully holding in a fart.
Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!
by The rapist!! January 27, 2012
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