Pat the Cheese Share definition Flag The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates. "I just pat the cheese so hard!""Did you lose your job?""Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!" Pat the Cheese by That's what Santa said December 2, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Pat the Cheese mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch