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Pasta Toss

A special party where a group of six or more men stand in a circle touching their flaccid penises together in order to mimic a bowl of soft noodles. Alfredo sauce is optional. (still illegal in 5 states)
I tried to surprise my friend the other day and boy did I screw up! I walked in on a major pasta toss! I had no idea he was into that.
by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009
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pasta tossing

The act of an Italian man nutting into a girls mouth, then she then spits it back into his mouth.
Tony: oh shit im bout to nut angelia open your mouth!
Angelia: not unless your pasta tossing with me?!
by Parmesan snowball April 19, 2018
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toss paste

Cream that is fakely ejaculated to make it look as though a male orgasm has been enjoyed. Ingredients slightly gone off milk, pinch of salt and toothpaste holder.
"Excuse me... but I've just noticed there appears to be some jissum dangling from your ear?"
"No that is just some toss paste!"
by Bugalo Boris from Idadown July 21, 2003
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Tossed my pasta

An act in which a male is getting his butthole licked while receiving a handjob at the same time.
Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!
by ScragglyLou November 7, 2017
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