Pasta Dinner 

When you eat a bunch of uncooked pasta and then drink about a gallon of water, throw up the pasta into your significant other’s vagina, stick your penis into the pasta filled vagina and then eat the pasta once you’ve finished having intercourse

Guy: god I’m so hungry and horny
Girl: are you down for a pasta dinner?

Guy: get naked rn

Pasta Dinner by landynschaffer April 21, 2018

Pasta Dinner 

When a guy with a Jacob’s ladder piercing puts wet spaghetti noodles in place of the barbells, fucks a girl on her period, then gets a blowjob.

Dude I dropped acid with my girlfriend last night and then she gave me a pasta dinner, absolutely life changing!

Pasta Dinner by Dingleberry inc. February 16, 2022