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Party Panties 

(par • tee pan • teez)

n (plural) Those undergarments which one adorns their privates with when embarking on an outing which includes any of the following activities: heavy drinking and possible subsequent cigarette smoking, pole dancing, haggling and harassing of strangers, cocktail tricks (such as tying cherry stems in knots with one's tongue), apartment/hotel wall scaling for the purpose of breaking into room through window after loss of keys, canoodling with strangers (the stranger the better), disruption of the peace, shameless flirtation with the opposite sex (or any sex for that matter), bartender bribery and general mayhem. In severe cases, stripping and/or other varieties of nudity can be involved.
Put on your party panties! I’m comin’ to town!
Party Panties by Sar and Squeaks September 28, 2006
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Party Panties 

Panties with a hole in the crotch, usually worn by chicks who demand efficiency or are just too damn drunk to figure out how to take off their undergarments.
Jack: Oh no, I am completely intoxicated and the loss of my fine motor coordination has rendered me unable to take off your panties.
Jill: Don't worry, I have party panties on.
Jack: You're such a whore.
Party Panties by Japmasta Funk August 20, 2009

party 'til my panties drop 

party for consecutive nights until you cant party no more or party until get so drunk and pass out.
GIRL1: WAT YOU GONNA DO FOR SUPER BOWL WEEKEND???
GIRL2: SHIDD IMMA PARTY 'TIL MY PANTIES DROP !!!

party patties 

Pats of butter used for erotic massage. First coined at a "Food Porn" themed orgy in 2015.
These bodacious swingers offered to cover me in party patties and jam. I was toast.
party patties by OldHandle May 7, 2015
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026