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Parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy towards the bottom of the shaft and gets extremely smaller towards the top part and helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 and 6 inches and find it hard to maintain an erection for the entire performance.

Omg lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!

No way? He doesnt look like he’d have one of those!

Parsnip dick by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022

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Parsnip dick

A parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy at the base of the penis and goes extremely thinner towards the helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 - 6 inches and struggle to maintain an erection for the entire performance.

And parsnip dicks will feel inferior to guys with big helmets.

Omg Lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!!!

No way?? He doesnt look like he’d be packing one of those!

Parsnip dick by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022

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