Parris Island 

Absolute hell on earth. Recruits live here for the 3 longest months of their life, getting beat, having their bodies destroyed, every muscle in their body being broke down by the toughest beings on the planet, Drill Instructors. Much blood, sweat, and tears are spilled on this island, and the only way off is to survive, or die. There is no quitting, there is no escaping. There is only discipline. Marines are made here.

Drill Instructor: "Welcome to my island, Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island. The only way OFF my beloved island is to complete my training, or come off in a bodybag. Its up to you. Now get off my fucking bus right now! MOVE YOUR ASSES!"

Parris Island by Deathspartan66 August 14, 2009

Parris Island 

U.S. Marine Corps Recruit Depot-Eastern Recruiting Region.
Where Marines are made. Where males west of the Mississippi and all females go for Marine Corps boot camp.

"The only way I'm getting off Parris Island is leaving a Marine!"

Parris Island by bb02 April 14, 2006

Parris Island 

An island in south carolina surrounded by festering swamp shit water and used to contain marine corps recruits in training. At any given time on this island it will smell like airborne defecation and recruit ass.

I would escape from parris island and swim through the disgustingness but im scared ill grow scales and a third eye...

Parris Island by Ihaveabiggreendickinme October 15, 2009

Parris Island 

Marine Corps Recruit Training Depot located near Beaufort, South Carolina. It trains all males that live East of the Mississippi river all all female recruits.

I left for Parris Island this morning.

Parris Island by johnboy007 November 26, 2011

parris island 

1.(verb)(noun) A place where military personnel turns civilians into pussys then marines. Living in hell is practiced here, along with: thrashings, rape, beatdowns,
looting, blanket parties, getting yelled at, P.T. and
massive disipline and control gaining.
2.(adj)(noun) A basic spawning point of Marinessince the 1920s, if you escape you leave in a pinebox or a crocs belly or drown. Home to the notorious drill instructors who prey on
helpless recruits.
3. A great place to lose weight or gain fat.
4. Where civilians learn how to kill and blow shit up,
train, die.
5. A place where you officially lose your rights as an american.

Cock sucking shitheads welcome to MCRD Parris Island!!! you have motherfucking 12 seconds to get your sorry asses on those yellow strips!!!!!! You!! shut the fuck up!!! you will respond with AYE SIR, NO SIR, AND YES SIR. what the fuck did i just say?!!! 12, 11, 7, 6, 4, go, go, go!!!! My grandma moves faster than you fuckin slugs!!! off the buss!! (without that much cursing tho)

parris island by jmasterjermzx December 4, 2006

Parris Island 

One of the few places in the United States that is home of the school of the art of 1st degree Murder, rape, pillaging, looting, and sexual child abuse

Parris Island by N/A July 27, 2003