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Parrisite 

The term Parrisite refers to a business associate who relies on, or brown-nosing wannabe who seeks, political patronage, from Rex Parris mayor of Lancaster, California. Also used to refer to Antelope Valley power brokers.
"Apparently he's another Parrisite, trying to win favor with Rex by speaking in favor of the Wal-Mart Supercenter next to Quartz Hill High School.
Parrisite by Sick N. Tired July 23, 2009
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Another name for the social parasite Paris Hilton, who does nothing but spend money and poisons the mind of those around her.
Parisite dumped Paris Latsis and stole Stavros Niarchos from "friend" Mary-Kate Olsen because he had more money than Latsis! She's a man-stealing whore! And an ugly one at that!
Parisite by fags-in-the-shower July 16, 2008
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Paris Hilton wannabes
sometimes they pretend they have all the money in the world when in actuallity they don't.

can also be: eskahos
oh my god, she's such a parisite.

she's the skankiest parisite that i know!

well look at those parisites over there....
Parisite by kyla g July 21, 2008
A member of a society who feels they are above the law due to a low level of fame that is generally found via reality television.
She thinks that she can do whatever she wants because she slept with 98% of the guys at school. That parisite will pick up some kind of "parasite".
parisite by vansio August 3, 2007
A young girl who dresses like Paris Hilton and imagines that this is a cool thing to do
Look at that Parisite.
Parisite by R&D January 29, 2009
Denotes any gratingly gratuitous, irrevocably spoiled, and/or thoroughly talentless psuedocelebrity.
That parisite deserved what she got.
A parisite is what Shane Dawson’s charechtor Paris Hilton often calls the veiwers of her vlogs. Not to be confused with “parasite” meaning an organism which feeds off of a host.
Paris: Alright my little Parisites, Its time for me to go.
Parisite by jjiscoolerthanyou July 13, 2011