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Parmesan Cheese 

Apparently another name for Crack Cocaine according to Joe Biden’s son, Hunter.
Hunter Biden realized that he was freebasing Parmesan cheese, after the cheese melted in his pipe and did not get him high.

parmesan cheese 

Dry cum on ur balls from not cleaning up properly after masturbating
I heard you had parmesan cheese on your sack this morning.
parmesan cheese by Big Daddy D March 4, 2004

parmesan cheese 

what a dirty pussy smells like
parmesan cheese- ew dude i was about to eat that girl out and when i put my head between her legs it smelled like the chicken parmesan i ate last night
parmesan cheese by nego December 3, 2005
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