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The Prettiest Girl On The Face Of The Planet. She Is The Definition Of Perfect.
Aye boy you see that Parker? Ya bruh I'd dat shit.
by Tyrone Latrell Jackson July 27, 2012
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A asshole who fucks old men who enjoy lemon partys. Asshole, likes to eat children in his van.
Oh, there's Parker again eating Mr.Davidsons kids.
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by Oof Roblox69 May 15, 2018
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Parker is a guy u always will want in ur life he is brudley honest about everything. Parker is a get persont to ask for advice because he always seems to know what to say. Parker is probably the smartest person you will ever meet. Parker keeps his feelings to himself and do sent share them with people that aren't close to him. A Parker will work himself into the ground trying to be the best at something even though he might never get there he keeps striving for the top. Parker can't read peoples emotions or facial expressions werth anything u need to tell him howl u feel but then he says something you will remember for the rest of your life.
Person 1: damn hes working himself in the ground I'm afraid he's gonna hurt himself

Person2: well thats Parker for ya
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by Billsnation June 02, 2017
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Parker’s are amazing people that are very sneaky in bed. Never let a parker go. They have massive genitals and make a girl scream. They are always freak athletes that die legends.
He put me in a wheelchair last night
Oh he must be a parker
by Thotslayer February 08, 2018
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Parker is usually to unique. You hurt somebody that care about or love and you better be prepared for a very aggressive person. Parker has a great sense of humor, they will make you laugh . They are funny but yet understanding.Parkers will always have your back as long as you got theirs. Any girl would be lucky to have a Parker. Parkers make a amazing boyfriends, and are very loyal.
Girl: have you heard about the chick is friends with a Parker
Girl2: yeah, have you heard about the girl dating him though???

Girl: she so lucky
by Rockzz Rockz October 01, 2019
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Half human- Half gorilla/ape, fucks your girl without permission
1. ouch
2. what happened
1. I met a parker
by mrsteelyourgirl March 10, 2019
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He has scoliosis.
Look at Parker over there with his 45Β° angle spine.
by WingChongWu October 05, 2019
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