by qwerty man cute fark June 09, 2017
An oversensitive whore who will scream at you when he dies in Roblox. He's usually twelve or thirteen and already going bald. He always runs home to tell his brother he fingered a girl.
Person One "Dude, stop acting like Parker."
Person Two "Yeah man, Parker fucking sucks.”
Parker “Yeah actually, stop acting like that cunt Parker..... wait...”
Person Two "Yeah man, Parker fucking sucks.”
Parker “Yeah actually, stop acting like that cunt Parker..... wait...”
by Bryce R. M. March 24, 2019
the sweetest hottest guy ever. he maybe conceded have a huge ego and talk like a man whore sometimes. but he gets around girls so funny really nice sensitive. if a parker likes you go for it. it will be the best decision you will ever make. i didnt and i regret it sooo much.
girl 1- parker asked me out
girl 2- what did you say
girl 1- no, he is super conceded
girl 2- big mistake, you will regret it
girl 1- no way
one year later
girl 2- look how happy parker and his girlfriend are
girl 1- i know that could have been me but i said no
girl 2- told you you would regret it
girl 2- what did you say
girl 1- no, he is super conceded
girl 2- big mistake, you will regret it
girl 1- no way
one year later
girl 2- look how happy parker and his girlfriend are
girl 1- i know that could have been me but i said no
girl 2- told you you would regret it
by takeluck December 02, 2010
An absoloute legend with rather marvellous music taste, quality banter, perfect facial hair and enormous sex appeal. There is however, in most cases, an awkward silence when he claims to be awesome.
by FlumpyMcFlump June 24, 2010
Parkers are just straight up awesome human beings! Parkers are very funny, and will make you laugh no matter what you're mood in! They also have very funny facial expressions too! Parkers are usually quiet, but once you get to know them, you'll love them! Parkers are very smart and low-key freaky! Parkers also have very big dicks, and are aggressive! Parkers are great in bed, and will make you sore! Parkers are very loyal, and know to treat people! Parkers are very special people, and if you have a Parker in your life, KEEP HIM !
Girl#1:'' I'm soooo soreee!''
Girl#2:" It must have been Parker!"
Girl#1:" Yeah, he fucked me good last night!"
Girl#2:" It must have been Parker!"
Girl#1:" Yeah, he fucked me good last night!"
by Samantha.A November 07, 2018
A very…original person. He's cute and funny but you'll never know if he likes you or not. He's a great guy but he stands out because he's different. He has long hair which is basically why people like him. He'll confuse the shit out of you. He curses a lot and sure isn't innocent. But it's okay, because he cares about people's feelings. You can trust him. Once you fall for hi, there's no escaping.
by Just_gonna July 20, 2015
Someone who will blaze you without asking anything in return. they are one of the coolest types of people in the world.
Tom: Shit man, I don't have any weed or any money to buy any
Greg: Yo, thats okay, come with me I will blaze you
Tom: Thanks man you rule! You are such a parker!
Greg: Yo, thats okay, come with me I will blaze you
Tom: Thanks man you rule! You are such a parker!
by brandon420 December 27, 2007
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

