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A sexy mf with a 14 inch dick, he is very nice and he doesn't fight but if he fights then he kills every mf and i quote like the daredevil dog, he is the main character in life, doesn't get many chicks because he isn't good with them! He ain't gay but he is lonely
Oh my gosh, look at parisis he's so cute but he still ain't the one for me
Parisis by Cuteassmf69 November 23, 2021
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parisian carnival

During anal intercourse, preferably a three-way, having a female partner take an unused condom (deflated), and inserting it into another partner's anus; next, the condom is inflated with the first female's mouth while it is in the second female's anus; particularly skilled females can inflate the condom to the point of rupture
Dude, why won't my girlfriend do the parisian carnival with me?

Parksism 

The political ideology of having one man in a room with a nuke button as the only form of government
Lets vote for Bobby. He is a follower of parksism.
Parksism by Bobby Junior the 2nd October 21, 2021

parising 

Excesivly spoiling your child, relative, or loved one. To the point that the person can just spend their time doing whatever they want.
You bought your kid an xbox and a wii; Your totally parising them.

Stop parising your sister and make her get a job.
parising by Oncomingstorm7 December 15, 2008

Parisian Ridgeback

The most common version of European men. Are very skinny and wear speedos. Can be seen on the beach usually with other Ridgebacks and can be spottede by their signature trademark; a prominent spine.

Parisian sweet roll 

Visitors to Paris finding their beds full of sugar - beware! An hour before, in your hotel room, sordid events occurred. The practice of sugar coated genitals and haute cuisine.
Sorry sir, the continental breakfast does not include a Parisian sweet roll, but we could order one in for you from the shop next door.

PARISSING 

A female who thinks she is so fine,she parades around with alot of attitude like Paris Hilton
"Check her out parissing her ass down the street"
PARISSING by m16steve March 18, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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