Paped

When something hilariously painful happens randomly

(Wes falls off a ladder)
Nick: Dude, what happened?
Wes: I just got paped!

by barrybonds25756 March 14, 2009

paped

fucked continuosly by sevral people for along time

paped until ur overflowing

by [maved] February 4, 2004

flash paper

Specialized paper that strippers wear & when they scratch it, a bright flash is produced.

Coco told me about flash paper & I was amazed. What a sight to see!

by Starchylde May 20, 2016

Paedo Sheen

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks

Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019

Paper Angel

A con artist. A person that looks for people down on their luck, offers them help, and then seeks to control them. Much like a paper tiger appears scary at first but is merely an illusion of ferocity, a paper angel appears helpful at first, but is actually an illusion of assistance. A paper angel will lie and abuse it's victim to coerce control over them.

That nigerian prince email looks like a good opportunity, but be careful it's not just a paper angel

by Elementalgrrl October 10, 2018