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Pansy Slam

Putting an ecstasy pill on one's penis, then sodomizing another person.

HISTORY:
First performed by Panzar Szlamphen, a DJ known as the Finnish Phenom. When it was discovored that inserting an ecstacy pill in one's anus yielded heightened effects, Panzer experimented with various methods of insertion. Pansy Slamming was his favorite.
Pansy Slam me Brutus! Pansy Slam me!
Pansy Slam by Panzar July 22, 2010
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Pansy slam

A group of completely straight men hanging out and listening to techno music, who take ecstasy by putting it on their bro's butthole and pushing it in with their penis. (this is completely not gay in any way whatsoever)
Me and my bro aj are gonna jam out to some techno music and pansy slam each other.
Pansy slam by Gaythan! November 7, 2012

Pansy-snook 

Pansy-snook is someone who is so annoying/obnoxious, you want to smack them as soon as they enter the room.

Etymology:

pansy |ˈpanzē|
2 informal offensive an effeminate man.
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snook 2 |snʊk| |snuːk|
noun (in phrase cock a snook) informal chiefly Brit.
place one's hand so that the thumb touches one's nose and the fingers are spread out, in order to express contempt

Man, that Gunther kid is such a pansy-snook, I can't stand him.
Pansy-snook by hans51589 February 13, 2009

Patsy's Finger

When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.
Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.
Patsy's Finger by Philly Jay September 15, 2015

pansy swoop 

Guy hairstyle with long hair that sweeps to the side, like Zac Efron in High school musical, or Justin Bieber now.
Dear Justin Bieber,
Thanks for still rocking the hairstyle I had in High School Musical. Good to know someone's keeping the pansy swoop alive.
Sincerely, Zac Efron
pansy swoop by pseudonym?wtf... March 24, 2011

Don Panky’s Mafia 

Don Panky’s Mafia is a secret cult that is only know by the enlightened ones. Once selected you will be taken and put through serious trials and tribulations. Upon completing the hardships you will enter the brotherhood. Once in the brother hood you will be under the protection of Don Panky. Anyone who who does you wrong will be faced with retaliation and death.
Collins: I’m gonna beat the shit out of you
Caleb: Better watch out I’m under the protection of Don Panky’s Mafia
Collins: Oh fuck nevermind
Don Panky’s Mafia by Don Panky February 6, 2018

pansy squad 

A bunch of sissies walking around grabbing their balls and raping horses. They tend to wear t-shirts with gay slogans such as 'Bite This' and 'Make peace motherfucker'. they brandish toy guns their moms bought them.
the pansy ass fag named Joshy brought his pansy squad over to fuck us up. bad mistake.