PanQuake 

Also referred to as ScamQuake or ShamQuake; when gatekeepers decide that they need a huge money grab so they solicit all their friends to gas up a shite, gatekept platform that doesn't have a single line of code written; when you latch onto an active movement to market a pay-for-access platform as a tortured human's heartfelt wish.

Ah shit is Suzie pushing PanQuake again?

PanQuake by Spam Belmarsh Prison February 18, 2021

PanQuake 

1. Noun. An innovative blockchain based social media platform that will be immune to censorship and will secure the privacy of its users, not to be confused with a PoonQuake which is a vaginal orgasm.

Once the Progressives were able to interact and organize on PanQuake, Medicare for All came to pass, all war was stopped and the 5th mass extinction event facing our earth was reversed.

PanQuake by Hot Dog Goblin February 8, 2021

Panquake 

A big floppy titty that is abnormally flat

That jawn with the weird body had a set of panquakes

Panquake by Ohhhohhh August 4, 2022