Palmerized 

The inability to use normal motor functions (walk, talk, smile, breath quietly)due to mass ingestion of alcohol. Some early warning signs are face touching and loss of balance.... just ride the wave and sleep it off.

Man I drank so much last night, I was PALMERIZED!

Palmerized by Chappy Palmer March 4, 2009

pepperize 

To exaggerate or "spice up" a story or facts.

Don't pepperize! You didn't really run a marathon barefoot in snow! You walked a mile in the rain!

pepperize by Mitt Biikert January 2, 2007

papenize 

light green not so dangerous controlled substance aka mary jane!!!!

:papenize benel men yemesleshal jeles
:ende peacespice dawg

papenize by L561 January 10, 2011

palmerize 

tearin dat ass up

boy:Imma palmerize dat ass.
girl:oh lawd!!

palmerize by muffin!!punk!! July 7, 2010

Paverize 

To become very drunk.

-I got so paverized last night I was belligerent with my best friend but at the time thought I was yelling at someone else.
-I got paverized and drove my car into a tree last night.
-He was so paverized he drowned in a hot tub?

Paverize by Aimery F May 23, 2006

pampering 

Something you guys aren't aware of, most gentlemen and older men know this. After a man and woman are done with sex the man gets up and prepares a warmed wet wash cloth by setting it in the microwave for 30 seconds. The man then comes back to where his partner lay and either passes the wash cloth to her where she wipes herself down, pampering and cleaning herself or he wipes the woman down, thereby Pampering the woman. Not only is this a sweet gesture for your partner, this also prevents UTI and maintains cleanliness.

Frido was a handsome man who loved pampering his woman after sex, for he knew how to keep her and she loved him even more for it.

pampering by PumaTales November 28, 2017

Properize 

To make more proper; to clean up; to dignify; to make classy.

Individual: Properize this, and your film will be much better.

Director: Properize...huh?

Properize by KDubyaaa October 22, 2008