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Pakigate 

A supposed scandal against a Discord User, ThatOnePakistani, in which over 9.24 billion people were affected and 924 thousand people were martyred. This is clearly fake, as 9.24 billion people have never resided on Earth, but as always, the enemies of Paki, and those who deny the fact of the Cat Cult controlling the spheres of the Earth's inner workings, a.k.a. normal people, propagate the fact that Pakigate exists.

Many nations on Discord deny the existence of Pakigate, the most prominent of them being the one Paki resides in, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
41 servers said that Pakigate is real, all 66 of those servers have been destroyed.
Niggaar (means clear skin in Urdu-Hindi): Pakigate is real
Niggaah (means visionary in Urdu-Hindi): Yeah, you're fucking right! 2 of my friends got their money robbed by his gang and he didn't even get pu-

*gunshots*
Paki: :Paki:
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