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Paintbrush/pen 

Is a pathetic bitch with no life. Never really liked him and was friends w him because i felt sorry for him.genuinely liked him for a while and then he started being bitchy towards me so i began to do the same.Thought he was pathetic and honestly couldn't care less about him,just typed up my name and saw it on the urban dictionary so i did the same with his. Hes got even more pathetic now i think about it,quite obsessed with me too. Probably because im so amazing/sarc

If he didn't put my name on the urban dictionary,probably wouldn't have wrote this. Its always his fault lol
Paintbrush/pen is a pathetic asshole who probably hasn't touched any grass in a while.
Paintbrush/pen by YouKnowWhoPen. December 25, 2022
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Paintbrush/pen 

A very pathetic person who is genuinely not likeable.Was friends with him for a few days and then began to see he was an asshole so started to fake the friendship. Genuinely don't like him and he was a bit obsessed with me after i got kicked from a server (thank god,i made fun of so many people behind their back with one of my irl friends lol ((showing my official true colours). This wouldn't have happened if stupid little paintbrush didn't put me on the urban dictionary. But really,its always his fault for everything that happens half the time and the time i used to be 'friends' with him lol
Paintbrush/pen is honestly quite pathetic. Used to be really fun to be around but then ended up being a pain in the arse.
Paintbrush/pen by YouKnowWhoPen. December 25, 2022
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