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Paddington Academy 

A prison like building that may deceive you via its building and open day, however by signing the contract you have earnt yourself a seven year sentence in an NPC producing factory. Beware of silent transitions and teachers waiting to give you an hour for not saying good morning back. You may also be exposed to revealing your socks due to an unprecedented sock check. Note. Must be navy or black or you get an hour. Some teachers start off good but due to their training they are evolved into another non playable character whose reason for living is purely sentencing you to confinement in a room after school, where you pretend to do work. This is not to mention the exams they make you do RIGHT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS?! And the endless pile of homework you have to do for teachers that don't even take time out of their day to mark it.
polly: Come to paddington academy, its great!
jamal adbulaziz abdulrahman the second: no thanks, ive heard its part of the matrix
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Paddington Academy

few decent teachers. some teachers may request u to lift up ur jumper to ensure your shirt is tucked in, in addition to the random sock checks. You may search far and wide for a unique school but you seldom find a school that bans bringing in electronics to school and requests parents to track their kids with an airtag instead. Extreme self glaze during assemblies when exam results suggest otherwise. Propaganda posters are found systematically in corridors.
Polly: come to Paddington Academy
AbdulRahman Abdul Jamal AbdulAziz the third:no thanks ive heard its an npc producing factory

Paddington Academy

few decent teachers. some teachers may request u to lift up ur jumper to ensure your shirt is tucked in, in addition to the random sock checks. You may search far and wide for a unique school but you seldom find a school that bans bringing in electronics to school and requests parents to track their kids with an airtag instead. Extreme self glaze during assemblies when exam results suggest otherwise. Propaganda posters are found systematically in corridors.
Polly: come to Paddington Academy
AbdulRahman Abdul Jamal AbdulAziz the third:no thanks ive heard its an npc producing factory
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026