pwnzord

1) Similar to pwn, it is to own, one through a video game, or a competetive game.

Hey, Ethan, you just got Pwnzord!

by Nick Phalapalapajack G July 8, 2005

pwnzord

a largen sword that often cuts those who are killed or beaten in video games, mostly counter-strike source or counter-strike 1.6

"Shit son, you just got sliced by the pwnzord!"
"Who just got cut by that pwnzord?"
"Dan the Hairy Man always cuts people with the pwnzord"

by KevinFederline September 2, 2008

pwnzored

/'pone:zored/ adj.

1 outwitted; defeated.
2 exhausted; dejected

(past part. of pwn)

Similar words: pwned, owned

pwned

"You got pwnzored!!!! OMG!"
"I pwnzored j00 n0ob!!!1"

by threshazoid October 29, 2003

pwnzor

One who is in the act of, or is accredited with pwning or pwnage.

I got n00bed by this one admin, a genuine pwnzor.

by travis September 9, 2004

Pwnzordorizatinagatate

The ultimate in pwning. Finishes off the set of owning one is capable of: own, pwn, pwnage, pwnzord, pwnzordorizatinagatate. Can only be used in the most extreme instances of someone getting pwned. Misuse of the word could, in turn, classify you as a noob and or even a cheeseman. The word is only to be used by those who are treated as royalty in the fields of gaming, or even life. Can add a -d for past tense, or an -s to define ones skill. (ex. 1. "You got pwnzordorizatinagatated!" 2. "Man, Paris pwnzordorizatinagatates like it's his job, eh?"

#1

Paris: 1 v 1? I don't know about this...
Eric: Oh yeah... Want some? Get some!!
Eric: Wait, what the hell?!? Nooooo!! *owned!*
Eric: No, again?!! *pwned!*
Eric: Christ! Three times?!! *pwnage!!*
Eric: Holy roffle copter!!! *!PWNZORD!*
Eric: Not funny... *PWNZORDORIZATINAGATATED!!!!!!!*
Paris: 1 v 1 not so easy, huh buddy?
Eric: :'(
Paris: Cry more noob.

#2

Being hit by a car while getting struck by lighting as a bird deficates on your head and your voice cracking as you go to scream for help is perfect grounds for someone to look at you and say, "pwnzordorizatinagatated!!".

by Paris (Cho) July 14, 2006

pwnzoriety

awesome, uber cool

That football flew right in his face. That was so pwnzoriety.

by C1iff0rd4n1ty February 26, 2009

pwnzorise

to completely beat the living daylights outta someone - derived from the word "pwn" but much cooler, commonly used in online games such as world of warcraft

person 1: HAHA i pwnzorisewd u!
person 2: awwww

by pwnzoriser May 1, 2006