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Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D) 

The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.
-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom

-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist

-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home

Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.

Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!

B.S.P.T. 

Blunt penetrating submersive trauma. Another way to define a female who just had sex and is completely exhausted.
I feel like I'm suffering from B.S.P.T.! I'm completely drained and wiped out from the really long nookie session I just had.
B.S.P.T. by S.J. Friedman October 11, 2005

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues 

when your high school forces you to get up in front of your class or in some cases entire school to recite a shitty poem regardless of social anxiety or not. Symptoms occur when you did a horrible job from shaky movements, horrible eye contact, and forgotten lines resulting in a buzz that makes you want to vomit and die.
Person 1: How did you do in the Poetry Out Loud?
Person 2: Not too good man. I got the Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues.
Person 1: I do too. Wow our high school hates us.
My daughter suffers from PTSBD (Post Traumatic Spongebob Disorder) after watching SpongeBob most of life.
PTSBD by Kevmalenstein2012 September 13, 2011
"I was raped when I was a fetus. My Shrink has diagnosed my condition as PTSB. { Will need life long therapy}. Thank God I have disability"!
PTSB by Shrink67 November 10, 2013